THIS MONTHS SLEEZY TRICK:

  1. Do not brush your teeth before the match.
  2. Eat Onions before each game.
  3. Wear a face mask to your game.
  4. Tell your opponent you have SARS.
  5. When the position gets critical, take off your mask unleashing your awful breath.
  6. Cough a lot.

WARNING: If you are a child under 18, do not try this trick without adult permission.

 

 
   

 

 

 

 
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